{"product_id":"the-whale-and-the-kraken-coloring-book","title":"The Whale and The Kraken Coloring Book","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWelcome to the \u003cb\u003eOfficial Coloring Book for \u003ci\u003eThe Whale and The Kraken\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s not just a book, it’s a chance for your kids—or you, I don’t judge—to rewrite history with a crayon. You get the story told in 50 full-page scenes, you get the characters you love, but this time, \u003ci\u003eyou\u003c\/i\u003e pick the colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eYou want a neon green Kraken? Go ahead. You want the ocean to be purple? Why not? It’s your world; I’m just living in it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eHere’s what you’re getting inside:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e We’re talking Jimmy, Carlito, and all the underwater shenanigans, waiting for you to mess ‘em up with a marker.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e You hand this to the kid, give ‘em a box of crayons, and boom—you got 20 minutes of silence. That alone is worth the price of admission, folks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e It’s good for the brain. It helps with the stress. And let’s be honest, after the week you’ve had, you could use a little coloring time yourself.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSo do yourself a favor. Pick up the book. Color the whale. Color the kraken. Just don’t color on the walls, alright? The landlord hates that.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Daniel Pace","offers":[{"title":"Perfect Bound","offer_id":48117961490686,"sku":"9798990128460","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0800\/0543\/1550\/files\/Product-Tile_2048x2048_Coloring-Book.jpg?v=1777395037","url":"https:\/\/www.danielvpace.com\/products\/the-whale-and-the-kraken-coloring-book","provider":"Daniel V. Pace | Author","version":"1.0","type":"link"}