The Whale and The Kraken Coloring Book

Welcome to the Official Coloring Book for The Whale and The Kraken. It’s not just a book, it’s a chance for your kids—or you, I don’t judge—to rewrite history with a crayon. You get the story told in 50 full-page scenes, you get the characters you love, but this time, you pick the colors.

You want a neon green Kraken? Go ahead. You want the ocean to be purple? Why not? It’s your world; I’m just living in it.

Here’s what you’re getting inside:

•  We’re talking Jimmy, Carlito, and all the underwater shenanigans, waiting for you to mess ‘em up with a marker.
•  You hand this to the kid, give ‘em a box of crayons, and boom—you got 20 minutes of silence. That alone is worth the price of admission, folks.
•  It’s good for the brain. It helps with the stress. And let’s be honest, after the week you’ve had, you could use a little coloring time yourself.

So do yourself a favor. Pick up the book. Color the whale. Color the kraken. Just don’t color on the walls, alright? The landlord hates that.